7 Website Facepalms That Will Make You Say - I Do Need That AI Roast

7 Website Facepalms that'll make you go- Okay, maybe I do need that AI Roast

Hi, you internet wrangler! ???? You think your website is hotter than the "This is Fine" dog? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're going to go on a wild ride into the land of "Oh no, I really did that?" Our AI buddy-let's just call him Roasty McRoastface-has been sliding into the DMs of websites faster than you can double-tap an Instagram post, and hoo boy, has it seen some things. Get your favorite comfort snack and get ready to go over some website boo-boos, so bad that even our AI is face-palming so hard, it's about to break the internet.

1. The "Where's Waldo" of Contact Info

You know that feeling when trying to find the end of the tape roll? That is how visitors feel when they are looking for your contact info. It is like playing hide and seek, except nobody told your contact page it was playing. Roasty McRoastface spots these quicker than you can say "Why isn't anyone calling me?"

Pro Tip: Slap that contact info everywhere like you're papering the town with lost cat posters. Header, footer, heck, make it rain business cards from the sky if you have to!

2. The "What is this? A center for ANTS?" Mobile Layout

It's 2024, guys! People are browsing on everything from smartphones to smart toilets-toilet technology; look it up. If your mobile site looks like you tried to stuff an elephant into a Smart car, well, you're in for a bad time. Our AI gets digital aspirin after bumping into these desktop-only disasters.

Pro Tip: Make your site more flexible than a yoga instructor. Responsive design is the downward dog of the web world – it's something everybody should be doing.

### 3. The "Slower than Internet Explorer" Loading Time

Living in a time when the attention span is shorter than a TikTok that makes us bored halfway through, a slow website is like digital kryptonite. If your site loads slower than my motivation on a Monday morning, Houston, we have a problem. Roasty McRoastface would flag this faster than you can say, "Is it frozen?"

Pro Tip: Speed that baby up! Optimize images as if you're trying to fit your whole life in a carry-on bag.

4. The "War and Peace" Homepage

Your homepage is not your diary, Karen. If someone needs to pack a snack before they scroll down your homepage, you're doing it wrong. Our AI often needs a power nap halfway through analyzing these epic sagas.

Pro Tip: K.I.S.S.-Keep It Simple, Silly! Your homepage is a Tinder bio, too-short, sweet, and leaves 'em wanting more.

5. The "I Need a GPS" Navigation

If navigation on your website is more confusing than the plot of "Inception," you have a problem. People shouldn't need to call up Gandalf and ask for directions. Poor Roasty gets so lost, it's singing "Just Around the Riverbend" from Pocahontas.

Pro Tip: Make your nav clearer than the directions on the side of a shampoo bottle. Lather, rinse, repeat-it should be that straightforward.

6. The "My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!" Color Scheme

Just because you can use every color doesn't mean you should. When your website looks like a rainbow threw up after eating too many Skittles, well, that's when an intervention is called for. All too often, our AI needs to don digital sunglasses so that it can try and make heads or tails of the color crimes thrown its way.

Pro Tip: Pick a color scheme like you would choose a Netflix show to watch with your picky significant other-safe, agreeable, and would never give rise to arguments.

7. The "All Style, No Substance" Syndrome

Congrats, your website is more gorgeous than a supermodel gnawing on a cheeseburger on the beach, but if your content has less heft to it than a politician's promise, you're in trouble. Roasty McRoastface often needs to check and double-check that it did, in fact, analyze a website and not just some doctype declaration and a load of divs-a fancy digital paperweight, if you will.

Pro Tip: Fill that beautiful site with juicier content than your favorite celebrity gossip blog. Make it more satisfying than finally getting the USB in on the first try.

Ah, we've all been there. We have all sinned digitally at least once in our life. Between you and me, I'm still atoning for that neon green Comic Sans phase of '02. But never fear, fellow web wanderer! That is where this silicon-brained buddy comes in clutch.

Ready to see if your site is more "chef's kiss" or "kid's macaroni art"? Want to know whether you are some kind of digital Picasso or if your site belongs in a "expectation vs. reality" meme? Give your website the AI Roast it deserves with Roast My Web. Who knows, you might just turn those facepalms into fire emoji reactions! ????

Remember, in the crazy world of websites, if one cannot take the heat. well, it is about time to let a sassy AI into your digital kitchen! After all, who better to roast your website than something that cannot even eat? ????????️